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The Cockroach that ate Cincinnati
Posted: 9 May 2016
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The Cockroach that ate Cincinnati

  • Cover of the song by “Rose and the Arrangement”
  • Performed by Jethal Silverwing (Cinema Unrest)

Uh-uh, don’t touch that dial!

I must offer to you a confession,
I like movies that give me a fright.
If the subject is horror, I got to see more or
I won’t be contented all night.
You may call it my ghoulish obsession,
It’s a subject on which I get chatty.
But the worst one it seems, haunting all of my dreams
Was the cockroach that ate Cincinnati!

I’ve seen ghouls and hobgoblins and witches
And some moth-eaten werewolves with fangs.
There were creatures that chattered and others that clattered,
And Japanese monsters with fangs.
Frankenstein gives me the shakes,
And Count Dracula’s driving me batty.
But they’re not on a par with the worst one by far
The cockroach that ate Cincinnati (ha ha ha ha)!

Oh, he must have needed a seltzer.
It’s amazing how much he got down!
For lunch, he’d just chew up a suburb or two,
And for dinner, he ate the whole town (BURP! ).
Willard just sent me out laughing,
I thought Ben looked a little bit ratty (sorry, sorry about that),
But they’re not half as bad as the worst scare I’ve had –
The Cockroach that ate Cincinnati!

Oh, my heart nearly stopped; he would never be topped –
The cockroach that ate Cincinnati!