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The Gamers: Dorkness Rising
Run Time: 105
Released: 2008
Reviewed: 6 May 2015
Viewed: 797 ¦  Comments
Category: Reviews, Action, Adventure, Comedy
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising

Year: 2008
Directed By: Matt Vancil
Starring: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

All Lodge wants is for his gaming group to finish their adventure. Unfortunately, they’re more interested in seducing barmaids, mooning their enemies, and setting random villagers on fire. Desperate to rein in his players, Lodge injects two newbies into the distrust: a non-player character controlled by Lodge, who the power gamers immediately distrust, and the rarest gamer of all — a girl. Can the group overcome their bickering to save the kingdom, or will the evil necromancer Mort Kemnon triumph unopposed? A parody of fantasy films and the adventure gaming community, The Gamers: Dorkness Rising is a hilarious romp through the world of sword and sorcery — in this case, a world of exploding peasants, giant house cats, and undead roast turkeys. Game on! Written by Matt Vancil

Another adventure brought to us by the Dead Gentlemen (The Gamers). This is a funny-as-hell story filled with adventure and peril a band of adventurers quest to free the goddess of light from her prison. But, first they have to get past Goblins, a town of the Undead and the constant sexual advances of their team mate, Luster.

The same premise as The Gamers, but with a greatly (but still low) budget, and I can only assume, access to Adobe After Effects, and a different, and better, story.

If there is one lesson to be learned.. it’s that Bards Suck (watch this video.. oh god it’s funny)

You can watch The Gamers: Dorkness Rising on YouTube

Questioning NodwickOur band of adventurersKing Erasmus the Randomly BiasedHierophantSir Osric, Hierophant, Brother SilenceSir Osric, Daphne, FlynnDear Goblin friends, dear Goblin friends, please hear my song...The GoblinsWhat do you have against peasants, murderous trollop?Stop Necromancing yourself..Onward.. To Waffles!Brother SilenceMy Bardic Music will Help!Dorkness Rising Poster